"innovational" is a word I'm going to use in all my recommendation letters from now on.

Well fuck, now I want to see this.

I'm pretty sure my mother has no problem with seeing the "tops" of my boobs. I think it makes her proud of her genetic lineage.

She grew up on a farm. She learned things.

I'm more of a Johnny Walker-type spy. Meaning that I'm often drunk.

She crushes him when she passes out while they are having sex?

My issue has always been that people of her shape are flat out unhealthy. Chunk is normal. But when you get to that shape, well there is some health issue going on—and hey, it may be glandular.

WHICH rapey guy?

Like you would be able to tell the difference if they pictured one of the black guys suing

It's grey hoodies you really have to watch out for. Skittles are deadly weapons when placed in the right hands.

Well you should see the traffic on the 109 during rush hour. Sheesh! It's like a parking lot out there.

Saul does have a lot of interesting costumes. I wonder where they found the cufflinks

HE IS THE ONE WHO COCKS!

The "mechanical motion" line just got the song "Man in Motion" in my head. So maybe this is just a gritty reboot of St. Elmo's Fire.

We have secret meeting about this, yes.

and has to stop to catch his breath…

**dude who only gives a standing ovation when the whole crowd is standing after looking dumbfounded that he can no longer see the stage or maybe he just woke up or something*

I would actually like a walking trashcan. It could just hike to the curb on trash days.

Sounds like bros need a hose.

There's going to be trouble at the ol' PRIDE parade tonight.