You see a Tin Man is also known as a sheriff…and that's all we've got.

1,2 Morrissey's coming for you…

And trying to figure out what he can eat.

"…the only sensible solution seems to be the art of doing nothing." 
He just now figured that out?

"Backdoor pilot…" Heh.

They should just rerun that Alice in Wonderland adaptation. You know, the one where Alice is a martial arts expert who does absolutely no martial arts throughout the entire movie.

So many Buns in the news…

I was initially upset that the show was not about rabbits and rabbit enthusiasts. Then I realized it was about dance and I got over it. But now…fuck.

Never mix vodka and Faygo red soda. Just do not.

At least that song talks about bouncing breasts.

Why does he think there are happy people in traffic jams? If a large group is going to be unhappy, I would think a traffic jam would be the place.

Reason #523 to not have children

As a woman, I feel that as long as a song can be directed at a man, it's not misogynist, it's just that a man sang it first. I never understood why a woman has failed to cover "Under My Thumb."

I always need a drink.

I'm a 25 year old hungover nurse.

Liked for Da Yoopers reference.

Who shot Kanye West? It was all a dream.

Wet Willys?

My conniving store is always up to something.

Why do bands hate going to Michigan so much? That's not an open question, I need answers!