If I read "It's a boy!" one more time today, I'm going to punch a baby. Didn't they already establish it was going to be a boy?

John Oates' mustache sums up everything you need to know about him.

The whole movie is about a class reunion? Sounds…fun.

*Checks receipt* Yep, that's clearly what you ordered.

*clears throat* english degree followed by a master's in journalism *hacking fit*

But that's how we killed the last failed firstie. Can't we try something new?

My eyeballs decided that Indiegogo was all about funding Hall and Oates. It's been a weird day.

I know I'm old when my younger co-workers enthusiastically talk about getting their W4s and the refund they will be getting.

I feel old when I remember that David Silver is married to Megan Fox. Not because of their ages, though. I just kind of always feel old.

But what I want to know is whether or not not I'll get hit by a car if I blindly walk into an intersection.

That dog pooped in his yard

Kids are dumb and should be banned. Horny nerds and booze can't be anything but a winning combination.

I gave at the office.

Uh, @avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus  and Pepsi, Jr. are in a commited, monogamous relationship. Duh.

Martin Nimoy is a national treasure!

It cries a single crystal tear?

Just hand him a schtickel of fluoride.

I AM THE ONE WHO PRANCES MERRILY!

Well what is Walter White going to do with his money? Buy a carwash?

Uh, spoiler alert. Sheesh!