But where would the crackheads go?

You're drunk. On what? I don't know.

Most commenters here do.

Which is why he almost died and she had to save him (at least in the book).

I was so fucking pissed off about the 2nd book. Who does that?!

Apparently they're making it into 2 fucking movie. 2!

Muffin tops?

"This Is Not The Hunger Games: The Porn Parody!"

Ravenous, Ravenous Rhinos

Well, fuck. Although seeing my friend's 8-year-old son's obituary was pretty much worse. Today sucks.

Christ, 15 minutes later at least, and they still haven't corrected it.

We're not unhappy it's just that we had to briefly stop drinking. So, uh, I guess we are unhappy. Half sober and unhappy.

I just thought this was a Newswire from 2009.

Look for sandwich that me eat!

I know. Why would you be Built to Spill? It makes no sense. *pours wine into sippy cup*

It was Friday, but they didn't want to spoil the weekend.

Oh! That guy! Weel, shit, that's a shame.

But eating takes effort! Can't I just get an IV or something?

For some reason, you just reminded me that I hate life today because I watched "This Is 40."

I wish! What's weird about this job is that I really want to get fired, and I'm pretty sure I will. But money! I really like money!