Her. But I'll take it.

Gravelly voice guy?

That's what they get from hiring on a random interweb job search engine

She's the one with the pearls. Christ.

It's Monday. 11:30am and I still havent done any work. In fact, I'm about to go take a nap in my car. Just an FYI.

He initiated the launch sequence as my husband likes to put it.

Because she's a pre-op tranny?

I had no idea this was a thing until I saw it here. Nice job, marketing department!

Fucking rubber bands!

Well that's just pretzel logic.

Every time I see "A.A." I expect a Winnie the Pooh story.

That was the year I lost my virginity, if I recall correctly. Back when I enjoyed sex.

I was just doing it because of the guy I was hanging out with. I can't say I was ever addicted, my body is way sensitive to opiates.

I would always watch it drunk and then take note of the things I shouldn't do. Like wrestle outside with my sister while naked. Which would be really awkward since I don't even have a sister.

5 bags would keep me in bed. And puking. I was a terrible heroin addict.

This show made me realize Lance Armstrong was a dick long before the drugging thing. 
Some kid who got on the US Post Office team alongside Lance got kicked off the team for making a joke at him. Like a minor ribbing. The kid couldn't get on another team after that and ended up turning to heroin. 
So fuck you, Lance…

No…no I'm pretty sure it's people who gush about Community and people who don't understand why people keep gushing about Community.

I get what he was trying to say, but it seemed really oddly written.

Is this about the picture with the article? She's wearing a shit ton of gaudy makeup. I'm not seeing an egregious problem with plastic surgery here.

Hey, he has a L&O credit! Playing, shocker! a creepy guy.