They didn't really fire the Men's Wearhouse guy, he was eaten.

You'll be coming back to punch him in the face for giving you VD.

She was a terrible person on L&O: Criminal Intent.

Glomer was voiced by Frank Welker who voiced Nibbler on Futurama, which means you can probably do a killer Nibbler impression.

I'm really worried about my friend, the dad. I just can't imagine how he's going to deal with the guilt.

@avclub-d4ff3c518d33328bfadc34f25b054267:disqus Seriously.

Not to bring everyone down. I just found out at work, and I'm trying to process it. They tipped over in a canoe in Lake Michigan. He died of hypothermia. During the summer of all times.

He only has the rights to "I yam…"

I am

I'm too busy getting lost in the crags of his face to make it to his eyes.

Hey funboys, get a room!

I find bomb threats never fail.

Remember when he hit his head and had a new "cooler" personality who went by Chaz? Classic.

Maybe with some Eric Bana thrown in.

It inspired me to drink a lot of root beer.

I'm no longer in publishing, so I get to be the troll now.

He has a Mandarian name, after all. 
*Not to be gripey, but I hate typos in headlines and ledes. Especially in obits. And hey, if I missed that there is a Mandarian language, then I take fault.

It's a complex beer with a good head!

Thank god.

Anything, you say?