Roger, Rodger

Taken 3: Oh, Just Keep Them, I'm Tired

Nah. The premise of the song is a guy pressures his girlfriend into an abortion. She's so upset about it, she kills herself. But the guy is such a dick, he refuses to take responsibility. I think they're crazy anti-frat boy.

If he comes to Ann Arbor, he better watch out for those roving Verve Pipe fans. They've got pipe right in the name. But ironically, their biggest weapon is that they'll just force you into an abortion until you OD.

They're thinking of Molly Ringworm.

Like how Jon is talking to a Garfield who isn't there?

@Kumagoro:disqus "Oh! It says "Cooking for Humans."
"No, dummy. It says "Cooking FOUR Humans."

And nothing by Yoko Ono

*sits down on the couch, opens the booze*

@avclub-68b739692fa849e6572ee31610a75750:disqus Good god, what if se ends up her mother's ass and her dad's jaw? Then again she will be balanced out.

I came for the cum.

Nope. I was afraid for that man.

I read that as "I'm playing Heroes at my funeral right now!" I guess I just assumed that's where you were going.

@avclub-20ef119e812e178ecb44efa448b57ebc:disqus Since my funeral will probably be attended by people celebrating my death, then yes.

David Byrne/Brian Eno's "One Fine Day" would be my Eno choice.

I came to make sure someone commented on the cum.

I've made the decision to not have kids because the idea of something growing in me freaks me the fuck out.

That's awful. Sorry to hear it.

Are we having a collective depressive state here? Between you, me and E. Buzz, it's a black hole. It's to the point where I'm ready to check in somewhere.

Your wife has probably stopped taking her birth control.