Slink? She better be doing flips and cartwheels on that casket!

WHO does that?

I have nephews and nieces, but "Luck" is a happy ending. My dog dying, not so much.

Look at my profile photo. That's my actual dog who looks just like Seymour. I can't even talk about this episode because, well obviously. And now I'm getting choked up.

"Sis" is the go-to for my dad.

But you have to eat cookies over the sink.

I know! It's hard not to stop and take them home! Even if they are leashed to a person.

Seriously. Who wants to be with an uptight clean freak like Monica? I can't imagine a worse person to be married to.

I was so confused when I saw her on the X-Files sans accent.

That's only thing they edited. I take it the AVC is still looking for copy editors

But it's a BIG shit sandwich.

They were in the same Subway commercial with athletes for some reason

But you get to smoke weed legally

You need a license to drive by a dog?

It wasn't the magazines so much as the cigarettes.

Let me tell you about the lost jewels of ma-booty

It only took 30+ years for me to find a real job!

Alas, it also comes with a free gym membership.

So much pressure!

Probably MSG, since it's near my favorite Chinese restaurant.