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My friend at my part time gig used to argue with me whether a guy we worked with was gay (he was super flamboyant, my friend said he wasn't, i said he probably was). I was vindicated one night my friend walked into the employee lounge and mentioned how exhausted he was after his day job and didn't feel like working

Scar Jo is the go-to female to play characters that look/sound like hot females but are in fact aliens/robots/sentient sexy computer voices.

Yeah, absolutely. I work in design and have a decent job though 3 (of my former 6 classmates) simply moved right into teaching after they finished school. Out of those 3 people, none had experience outside of school since the best job they could get…was in academia, since design doesn't usually pay so hot.

Not really, mostly because the sex i want isn't conducive to a one night stand. I like to be seduced, a lot of dirty talk and i need someone to go slow til i get used to them. Oh sure, it could happen but generally when i've done the one night stand, it's just the guy on top of me going at it, randomly fingering me

I Want To Go Home is hands down the funniest book i read in public school. Holy shit, Rudy and Chip were hilarious, 'Dear Mom and Dad, I like my counsellor, his name is Chip. He yells a lot and keeps an axe under his mattress.' Seriously need to read it again.

Like in Futurama - the 'Death By Snu Snu' episode where it's implied that these huge women kill men through sex. And Kif gets upset when they sentence him to death by snu snu and Zapp Brannigan goes, 'What are you….GAY?'

Oh yeah absolutely. I've become a champ at de-escalating situations because who do you think is going to be the one that pays for someone else's anger if you don't? I think that's one of the worst things about all this, this disgusting attitude like, 'You have to be nice and be considerate of their very sensitive

I've been followed, one guy i ran into 3 times in my (very large) city over the course of a few months. He would beg me to date him - i tried to be *nice* (ugh) about it a few times and then had to resort to yelling at him to let me be. Some guy walking past yelled out, 'Bitch!!' to me as i said it.

I don't get Reddit, myself. As in, how to read it. I have no clue how people religiously read that site, figuring out who replied to who, the beginning of threads, etc.

To me, it's all about their live versions of 'Moaner'. I saw them live about 6 years ago, that song was completely hypnotic.

I'm 37 and i recall Pee Wee herman being *the* boy costume to wear, circa 1990 in grade 6. It kind of boomed huge and then it was all about the Simpsons after that til middle of highschool, then it was all about Beavis and Butthead.

My friend went to the mall that Dawn of the Dead was shot in (we live in Canada), he was visiting family in the US and went out of his way with his small kids in tow.

And the fact that he calls him 'Buzz Lightyear' haha

And the shock value too the first time you see it, you can barely comprehend it's (pseudo) real. Da Ali G Show was incredibly funny too- I'll never forget Ali G's interview with an increasingly horrified and frustrated elderly farm vet. The total ridiculousness of Ali G, mixing up things as what a vet and veteran are

I don't think i've ever laughed so hard in the opening 5 minutes of a movie before Bruno. I remember thinking it was a decent movie, but now all i can remember is the opening.

If he builds it, they will cum/come?

I love dirty talk, filthier the better. It's often such a disappointment when a guy can't do it (and i have to encourage and give suggestions and they're just like, 'Uh…you like when i do this? That's so hot.' I've really only been with one person who was good at it :(

Only real annoyance: Don Hertzfeld's World of Tomorrow *really* should have won for best animated short. Incredibly funny and moving. Funnier than 'It's Such a Beautiful Day' and just as moving.

Haha, what was that? I just had posed pictures of him from Big Bop on my walls.

I loved Ladybugs as a kid, it introduced me to Jonathan Brandis, RIP.
I thought he was so dreamy.