I loved reading Drew Magary, he's always entertaining.

He had the best lines in the first one:

It's ok cause that's who makes the abortion laws anyway!

I'm so sorry :(

I part-time life model (naked for art classes over the last 12 years). It's always super professional, people are very respectful and just want to draw, etc. Probably more respectful than day-to-day life because of the situation.

That's what always stuck with me about the show - the theme music was *awesome*, the best 80's could drum up.

I think the worst is when you've been physically involved with someone and then they ghost. It's like, ok, putting your dick inside me is totally cool but actually speaking/writing to me directly like a person is…well…*super* difficult and uncomfortable for like 30 seconds so let's just pretend i don't know you?

Ghosting is awful and for immature cowards who cannot be adults.

I associate Sysco foods from when i worked in a kitchen at a hotel. We would get these drums of 'Edible Oil Product' and out would pour this thick viscous oil, into a mixer, that would whip the oil into oil-based whipped cream for all the desserts. So we could make the desserts the day prior, and the 'non-cream…

An ex-boyfriend did an exchange on one of the islands in the arctic here in Canada (i forget which?). He said: the northern lights were incredible and hypnotic, it was completely silent outside at all times as there was no tree line so no birds or anything. The inuit would kill a whale, put it in the snow outside…

1 of those people is dating Camron Diaz, just something to keep in mind!

I'm female and i'd actually love to be with someone with a kid. Someone else got to deal with passing 9 pounds through their body, changing shitty diapers, sleepless nights and anxiety and i get to be the cool step mom that shows them the ways of the world? Sign me up.

And it's not just women/men who are obviously sexist which is the worst part of it all.

While this is true, i do feel like a male in a traditionally female area (like hairstyling or fashion) is often automatically looked at (especially by other women) as being automatically particularly blessed/experts over their female counterparts. Like - 'he chose to do this cause he's incredible, she chose to do this…

That if you have higher education, you're 'smart' and if not, you're lacking in the smarts.

Both are excellent, just for different reasons. I like Sam Bee's personality alot more, though John Oliver tends to tackle varied topics more thoroughly. And both i wasn't crazy about on the Daily Show but got even better in their own venues.

It's only ok to wear one of those if you do repair stuff in Scotland.

I went through a big Bejeweled and Zuma phase some years ago. You gotta play Super Collapse next, i found it even more addictive.

I give the Flanders excuse whenever i get into a discussion on Woody Allen.

I prefer 'oleo-locomotive*', myself.