This will not be a popular opinion, however I kind of hate how you and Dickatchu just take over Savage Love threads. I like reading about other people's relationship and sexual issues in the comments, however i sometimes have to wade through too many posts of what amounts to essentially a overly narcissistic blog.

Made me think briefly of the Stephen King story, 'Quitters Inc.' Where they employ people to watch you 24/7 and if you're caught sneaking a smoke/eating a doughnut they will torture people in your family and make you watch it.

Look up, 'Hipster Hitler' comic strips online.

Crestfallen is their most fucking heartbreaking song and they were pretty good at making heartbreaking songs.

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.

Yeah my parents are tough and a bit cold, they grew up without much with strict parents and passed it down - my mom said she never saw her grandparents smile. Their generation was all about respect, working and self control (they're older than baby boomers) I'm really independent now due to it, but it's caused…

Same - there is a huge age gap in my family and that is a big part of it - my dad is 76 (and the youngest in his family so all his relatives are dead) and my youngest sister is 26. So my parents are all about self control, pull yourself up by your bootstraps, no one will help you so you need to do everything on your…

I disagree. I don't own a smartphone, but if i did i would have a huge issue with someone going through that or any of my things for that matter. It indicates distrust and insecurity and more importantly total disregard for someone's right to their privacy and autonomy as a human being. If you're going through my…

Ha, i also had a nude modelling career and my folks (who are low middle class, uptight, christian rural people) when i told them just shrugged and said, 'Well at least it's paying your bills in school'. That's what happens when work ethos and class inferiority complex trumps nudity in their minds :P

Pelvic grinding sounds hot until you realize it's the sound of actual pelvises scraping together.

Like Louis CK says, 'The biggest fear for men is that women will laugh at them. The biggest fear for women is that men will kill them.'

My coworkers and I played a lot of Monopoly Deal at lunch. It's a great group card game and I'm really not normally into cards. I like it more than regular Monopoly, you can win/lose property a lot quicker.

We both loved the movie so much, using a much loved pop culture reference on him while arguing was somehow more infuriating :P

I'm 34, female, have been single for a long time (and am not uncomfortable to look at). But i'm introverted, work a lot and in the spare time i have, try to see friends who especially mean a great deal while single. Compiled with the fact that past relationships/dating just didn't pan out and everyone is partnered,…

I once said to an ex during an argument, 'Sounds like you need your mat so you can, you know, jump to conclusions.'

Since Paddington is always in his raincoat and wellies, i assumed he was more of a flasher.

I have British relatives so I got lots of hand me down Paddington books as a kid. I knew of marmalade (old people's jam outside of Britain) but was super confused about 'pound notes'. I realize they no longer exist, but i thought, as a 5 year old, notes were kind of like cheques (like a IOU note of some sort) and…

I love the 80s synth keyboard break in there.

You're named after a rush song, so that was a given.

'He put my skull back in my head!'