Hey, are you telling me you were getting paid to indulge your 14 year old cinematic wank fantasy and not having to foot the bill, that you would turn it down? Fuck that.

Oh, shit,any one of the parties in Human Traffic, or the closing of the Hacienda in 24 Hour Party People.

To be fair, they did concede that they were lightweights when they got around to meeting 80's cokehead Ozzy Osborne.

Because people were begging for another live action/animated movie the caliber of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

I noticed about 3 weeks ago he was in Blade 2.  Didn't hate that movie, but was kind of surprised to see a Del Toro movie on his resume.

Really liked it, except for the idiot in front of us that would loudly inhale and hold his breath anytime scene where there's no oxygen available.

I want to see if he's going to keep aiming down his rifle scope with his eyepatch like he did last season.  Couple of headshots too, not bad for a guy with no depth perception.

I was going to say the same thing.  I'm starting to feel like the comic books are starting to lose their appeal too and get a little too fantastic.

I take it you've seen Star Trek: the Motion Picture?  Remember all those endless shots of the Enterprise cruising along for 5 freaking minutes either in the star base/Vgr interior?  Show me a shot in Star Wars that has the Millenium Falcon puttering along like a ultra cautious granny with rickets in her legs driving a…

So, wait, are we excluding the negative Charisma stat that they laid out in Deities and Demigods?

Bigby's Fisty Firsty Failure

Considering how he was being blamed for shuttering Dreamworks as a full blown studio when the box office returns for The Island came in, I'd kind of be a wee bit touchy about what my critics were saying too.

As posted he can do some pretty good films and can get some pretty good performances from actors, but he can't get an action scene together worth shit.

I had similar feelings about Into Darkness - very satisfying in the moment, but when I started to think about it afterwards, some gripes started to surface and some dissatisfaction set in. There's some great moments in the film, but the parts add up to less than the whole, if that makes any sense.

He's trying to suggest that he's banging each one of these wannabe Victoria Secret models.

Yeah, I'm pretty underwhelmed by this choice too and I didn't think it was that great.

Space Cowboys 2 - The Metamucil Affair

I'm with Hear God Laugh, Jedi was a sign of what was to come with the prequels, when George Lucas figured that the action figure sales come before story.  It's still better than any of the prequels, but it's a red headed stepchild in the scheme of the original trilogy (this isn't including the Holiday Special, which…

Negator76 - okay, fine, maybe Last Temptation is a matter of interpretation, but I challenge you to defend him in Saturn 3.

But it was better than Meteor - and Connery wore one of those hilarious safari inspired suits better than Moore ever could.