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Jon Claude Van Hamm
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He was a trailblazer for the time, and an inspiration for his son.

The Untouchables means fuck all - it was a sympathy vote.

I was always impressed by his composure when it came to certain material - like Avengers (movie based on the Brit TV series).

It's his performance in this and his "Yo! Jesus!" take on things in Passion of the Christ that remind me of Keitel's more questionable acting choices.

and popping.

IRON EAGLE

Perfect Strangers.

Ha! Ha!

"My wife's visage"?

I remember a lot of friends saying how much they disliked this film - and I couldn't really understand why.  It's a decent American remake that respects the source material, managed to get Al Pacino to speak instead of shout his lines, and delivered a decent, low key performance out of Robin Williams.

"He's having bird num num NONE of it."

Yeah, I'm kind of struggling with why it's so shocking that he whored himself out to turd like this.  After having sat through The Love Guru (not by choice), I pretty much figured he'd have done a one man show of Human Centipede if they paid him enough.

Enjoy your self imposed embargo on Maple Syrup.  We will defeat you with your own dry, bland pancakes.

Michael Keaton doesn't really have the baggage that Affleck brings - he's like Tom Cruise in the sense that he's blurred his personal life with his on screen persona.  I never really feel like I'm watching anyone else but Ben Affleck playing a role, rather than watching him actually inhabit a role.  Affleck isn't

This is the reboot.  Wikipedia Rob Ford and brace yourself for the shit show that was the last few years in Toronto.

Fuck it, I'm not reading all 1250 posts, so at the risk of repeating another post, here's my casting choice for the role of Batman - Jim Caviezel.

Trying to elicit joy from any picture that has to do with Corey Feldman is kind of like trying to take a good picture of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford (yeah, the guy that was accused of being in a video that showed him smoking crack).

I think it could have maybe rated a bit higher like a solid B, but this isn't showcasing Wong Kar Wai's talents in the best manner.

So, do we have to thank Harvey Wienstien for lopping off nearly 15 minutes from the movie, or someone else?

It's a convincing hypothesis, but you'll still get killed by the kid whose dad made her the paper maché volcano at the science fair.  Unless you could actually produce such a dual rectumed individual.