Mr Windup - to be fair, Beck uses the Hitler reference for his audience comprehension.  I mean, have you ever tried to explain the whole Kony thing to an octogenarian?  Fucking impossible. 

I sent them to their respective Time Out corners, they just went right back at it, like two dogs in heat.

I think Emperor Jim is worried how the rural, farm gangs are going to feel left out of the Obama coup d'etat.  This could all go down when the harvest is happening. :(

Yeah, trying to give a synopsis of the movie really undermines any claims that it was one of Walter Hill's better films.

I'm still trying to get through my box set of Mel Gibson's phone calls to his ex, I hope I can keep up with all of this.

Can you dig it?
Yes we can.

Many a lost night in university to drinking games that revolved around this show.

In the future, you will have no tracking button to adjust your VHS like quality video.

There's still the off chance that he'll star in some direct to video sequel with Steven Segal - and I'm betting on a three word title

This dude never ceases to amaze me - an upcoming collaboration with Ghostface Killah (finally!), JJ DOOM, Madvillain and now this.

ICP, OCP and OPP are still possible parties responsible - it would be foolish to rule them out.

No freakin' way.

To be fair, ID 2LEGIT2QUIT doesn't exactly roll off the tongue either, despite the street cred it would instantly obtain.

…or The Horse Whisperer for that matter.

Was that Mustache or Beard Norris?  His mustache always made me feel like I'm watching some shitty Christian TV facsimile of his.

To be fair, only one of them played Dodgeball.

Now, now sevenzarkseven Steven Segal made another good movie - which was Executive Decision.

Damn right. Even featured Mr. Roper's wife from Three's Company getting wrong end of a silenced pistol.  That's like the freaking crown jewel.

He truly earns every fucked up character name he plays:

Blind and open minded?  They better fuckin have described audio if I'm going to have to mace myself after I find my movie seat to enjoy this.