Anthony Bourdain's lookin' super surly these days.

Rory Calhoun?

Hopefully he can deliver the line: "Utah…Get me two!" with the same gravitas as Mr. Busey.

Mom?

(In McLaughlin Group Mode) Wrong! The correct answer is "Strangers".

Utah, get me two!

More like Yawn Wenner! Amiright?! Anyways, as soon as I read this, my mind immediately thought it was 1973 and thought of people like Merle Haggard, Gram Parsons, George Jones, etc., but then realized this is 2013 and they probably mean Toby Keith… and, uh… George Strait?

I've recently made up a fun drinking game for the radio. Listen to your local Mexican station and drink every time you hear "corazon" and "mariposa". Maaaannn oh man do Mexicans love to sing about hearts and butterflies.

Wow! What a difference… Blockbuster Video (no longer exists).

I never understood the appeal or popularity of Sha Na Na. Basically, they played 50's doo wop music for 60's audiences, dressing up in poodle skirts and greaser regalia. That'd be like a band today being popular for playing late 90's-early 00's popular music, but kinda tongue-in-cheek, dressing up in flannel and tight…

1. Buttafuoco, Buttafuoco, Buttafuoco

I don't really get why track listings of new albums are mentioned in these announcements. They're new songs, it's not like we'll recognize them. Or maybe we'll be all "Oh, there's a song called 'White Collar White Trash' on this record. Now that title has some potential!"

Good to know. Always thought it was a Bobby Blue song, as he was the first to record it.

He's also the writer of "Turn on Your Lovelight", which was a fucking monster jam for early Grateful Dead. Pigpen used to tear that song a new one on a nightly basis. I didn't know this dude was even still alive, but still sad to see him go.

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD, AMAZING LARRY?!?!

Its a little lo meiny, though.

I'm a 1-800-Ask-Gary Amphitheater man myself.

I thought the Mike Starr mentioned above was character actor extraordinaire Mike Starr, not the dude from Alice in Chains. I would have been slightly saddened by the actor's death.

He's one of the only public figures who have been around forever, has a spotless reputation AND is pretty much universally loved. As far as I can tell, only Michael J. Fox has that much goodwill going for him.

Ghost Bakelite Cock?