It would have been a different film if he had waited another few years and got the time Bill was hanging out with Ministry.

Earth vs. Soup!

I would have sworn bollocks to a barn dance that it was Zach Braff in that photo.

I can't be the only one who got super attentive when William Katt and Sean Young were getting it on in their tent in Baby.

The director of Rhythm Nation (Dominic Sena) is from my hometown.

Robert Carlyle on a TV show? Why am I just hearing about this?

Saw Babes in Toyland and L7 at Fun Fun Fun Fest. My riot grrl dreams are complete. Balanced that out with Watain and Venom.

It was Wednesday, but I saw Roky Erickson perform all of The Evil One at the front lawn of some historic mansion decorated like an old haunted house in Austin. It was one of the coolest shows I've ever been to.

*Zeppelin (sorry, but my mother would disown me if I let this typo slide)

Does anyone jump out of a window in shame?

It's Conner with an E. I'll always remember from the time Roseanne had to spell it for the insurance company over the phone when they denied coverage due to misspelling their name.

At the county fair this year there was a guy running around in a motorized recliner chair. Facebook was full of pics of him, and it spurned lots of Nickelodeon nostalgia vis a vis the Roundhouse dad with the motorized recliner. Roundhouse and All That were clever and entertaining shows for kids. Is there anything like…

I'll be watching my friends Tressel and Pelini from Heaven!

Hey, The Enigma was just here in Austin doing something that I'm sure is commensurate with being a traveling freak for 20 years.

I can't help thinking that this is happening just to supply John Kricfalusi with a new batch of 19-year-old female animators.

No word about how that photo looks like a bunch of Trumpys?

Band of Trumpys! They can do stupid things!

Chief Brody. CHIEF.

I'm listening to this on a plane to Cleveland right now. Sleep, Pelican and Beck's Morning Phase are my go-to tunes for red-eye flights.

Doesn't he have any Wedding Singer residuals or anything?