I love Arby's. The first Arby's was in Youngstown, Ohio. Youngstown gave you me and Arby's. You're welcome.

That girl in the True Detective bar will have to get some new material now.

There's one next to my office where I work late nights in print media (!!!) and I still don't go there. When I first visited Austin I thought they were saying "water burger" and when I moved here I discovered it wasn't much more appetizing. The burgers are wide and flat like pancakes. The fries are decent, better than…

But is it worse than Dead at 21???

Maybe she needed some keepsake ornaments.

I saw a Barbara Walters interview with Marilyn Manson and they were walking around some mall and this song came on over the PA and Manson goes "wasn't this dude supposed to kick my ass?"

Oddly, the place I stopped after had on the XM new wave channel and that song came on. Along with Policy of Truth.

That line always bugged me because it's clear Bart was originally saying something else. The animation isn't even close to the dialogue.

You can also learn to see colors with rocks, and that if you're Rocky Dennis you can get with Laura Dern. Without that summer at camp, there would be a gap in Jens Lekman's catalog.

On the other hand, Colin Farrell doing a ton of coke and chugging booze is very realistic.

I watched this week at a local bar that does watch parties on a huge wall screen. Afterward I remarked to the bartender that I loooove that punk cover of the Morrissey song they used tonight. I know it's NY Dolls I just was being a stinker. I think they wanted to stab me.

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I love his episode. It has some great lines, good animation, fun scenes. Why, I just said "speed cocker" the other day!

I've been to Anthrocon twice (for journalism reasons).
Two notable observations:
1. The founder of Anthrocon is a scientist for DuPont who spends his millions on running a furry fest, and his fursona is a cockroach.
2. We met a future subject of an episode of Intervention at Anthrocon. Hint - it wasn't Alison. (He was…

I went w my sassy gay work friend and after the first three or four times of him going "girl, don't go in there! that white girl is dumb as hell" the whole audience just gave up and went mutiny on the movie. By the end everyone was basically laughing at it.

Finally, everyone would have known what was my hair.

Sorry about my face!

I wish someone would have let me write a book instead of this guy. You woulda been all like wowie zowie!

Toby Keith was a good sport on A Colbert Christmas. Man that was a good special.

He will blow back into town, get everybody all excited, and then bail.