LEAVE THE BRONX!!!

When he got out of prison for, you know, rape, he was living near my hometown in Ohio out in the middle of nowhere in a training camp where he could have his tigers and lions. He had to do community service when he got out so of course they had him go to my high school around teenage girls to do some kind of…

OK, so they were allowed to use John Kassir's scream for the trailer - doesn't HBO own that?

Oh no need to apologize, though a Striper movie (either about Stripe the gremlin or the band Stryper) would be cool. I still work in newspapers so JOKE'S ON ME

"STRIPER MOVIES" eh?

I am truly loving every aspect of uniqueness on this show

Now we know why they Mighty Wings were so short-lived

Golden (story) arches

How are movies about a mining company and a fast-food empire too similar?

Why are Voiello and Sister Mary sitting on a dead rotting hippo carcass?

she only has a short time to tear off the habit and give into the passion

YES! You can get catalogs from "talent agencies" to hire models for car shows, conventions, etc., and she was involved with the Witchblade comics so he hired her for a comic show. That evolved into cosigning on a car for her and taking her to Vegas a couple times a year.

He was also a city councilman, but mostly just thirstay.

OK, how adorable was Voillelo's soccer jersey with his name on it?

A comic store owner guy I know somehow knew this ex-Playmate of the Year who also modeled for Witchblade comics. He picked her name out of a catalog of comic/car/boat show models or something. She would come to town once a year so he could parade her around the block and he'd buy her jewelry and veneers or whatever…

RC Cola is the shit. I prefer it by far over Coke and Pepsi. It tastes better and it's cheaper. Don't be elitists.
Crackle would be comparable if it would A: let movies/shows stay on longer than a month, and B: not crash the app every time they go to one of their many commercials. Also, those smarmy "Why It Crackles"…

Assuming it comes out this year, I am looking forward not only to Jonas Akerlund's Lords of Chaos, but more to metalheads flipping the fuck out about it.

I ate a lot of pizza and didn't have to pay for anything for a few days, but yeah. Hopefully the Surfers will get on the fest circuit, most likely in their/my home of Austin for SXSW or something.

Well I chose visiting my family over seeing the Butthole Surfers / Aphex Twin fest in Houston so there's that.

Weber also did a fantastic Tales From the Crypt episode where he gets his ear ripped off by ghouls and has sex with Rita Wilson.