I'll look for him next time I go to Whataburger. Do they still live in Texas?

So they're finally making Potfest?

Mike Tyson used to live in Ohio, in Southington - about 45 minutes from The Black Keys' Akron. He had a training camp with zebra-print carpet, lions, the whole deal. It was sold to Billy Blanks and I think Master P and now sits abandoned, where teenagers break in for kicks, and to see if the ghost of his old face…

This is obviously why I couldn't find a parking spot in Cleveland this weekend; the throngs who came to witness the likes of Jim Breuer and The AOL Guy were far too much for the lot capacity.
In a more true side note, there were more realistic crowds this weekend at the Cleveland bakery Coquette Patisserie, who…

And so the old Asian man packs it back into its box, to be put on a shelf until Billy is ready to play with it without being an idiot.

I just got picked to be a Nielsen household. You mean that doesn't work anymore?

As I looked at a photo a friend took of Jodorowsky's SXSW panel (my jealousy knew no bounds) I realized that though he is lively and engaged, he will not be around to share his genius forever, and that the time to complete all of his troubled projects (Dune, Sons of El Topo) is now.

They better not be jamming him up.

Glenn Howerton as "Don Chumph" … will there be a D.O.N. system implemented?

Back at 9:30.

Are they trying to make elbows happen now?
Dave Grohl cannot say no. My hometown asked him to play the alley behind a Burger King that they named in his honor and he said yes.

Question: If I posted myself doing drugs on Instagram I would go to jail. Right? And not just because I am a convicted felon/ex-congressman.

I wonder if he lied about being sober when he met Hart to either play along with his fake backstory, to get sympathy, or what. Because he sure as hell never mentioned it or made any effort to stop drinking after episode one.

Was Rust Cohle's story about giving up drinking before showing up at Hart's wrecked true, a part of his undercover storyline, or was he always a mess?

Youngstown State has one of the few Additive Manufacturing (3D printing) degree paths in the country; these kids are going to be running the fucking planet in a few years. Half tempted to just go balls-deep into student loan debt and join up.

I had no idea this existed.

The foremost 3D printing hub is here in Youngstown. I wish I could go back in time and get an engineering degree.

I gotta what other human being even came close to resembling John Mark Byers.

He was really fun when he and his brother toured as part of Pigface. They did some Godhead songs as an opener. I think my mailman was in Pigface at some point.

Yes! Jason Miller ended up doing voicework for a children's cartoon, I believe. Foetus ended up with Venture Bros. and NIN's Chris Vrenna does music for all kinds of TV shows. Industrial worms its way into everything.