They also had a COUNT ROOM and joe had his own office. WTH.

I always like the part when Ethan Embry rolls in the kegs before the second verse of Plowed. Impromptu street rave rock shows don't happen anymore.

They shoulda skipped the Liv Tyler love scene and gone right to the The The.

When you look at the Stones to Ramones death ratio, maybe Smithers figured it out on his own.

If the Ramones came to my high school and blew it up, then yeah.

I'm waiting for Time Warner to put FXX shows On Demand because I haven't been DVRing Sunny since it's always on FX On Demand. BOY WAS I WRONG. Wilfred has been safe so far.

he's a meowogynist.

Lil Bub must not be a woman, then.

Get Ethel Merman and Milton Berle on the case!

Frank Grimes recited the litany of reasons that Homer Simpson should have been fired. But that whole episode is better off forgotten.

There's 70 million dollars buried somewhere in Albuquerque! Under a big W! Wait a second … W … WW … It's A Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad World!

I found Wanted and Desired compelling. It was clear it was sympathetic, and wanted to in part showcase his filmmaking skills. It was a well made defense of sorts. But if you thought he was a criminal before, it won't change your mind. It didn't change mine.

Yompton is an hour away.

He's coming to the Yo on Tuesday and I have to work >:( hopefully I get the night off for Jonathan Richman's semiannual visit. Calvin Johnson also stops by on occasion. This town sucks but we get awesome shows every now and then. We also had the worlds greatest stoner rock festival for six years but that's another…

She bounced off Matt Paxton well but she came off kind of condescending at times … she did the stoop-down. But she did a good job with the woman who was pooping in buckets. And she had a good sense of humor. I liked Dorothy as a motivator, she didn't take no crap. I know way too much about this.

Most of the characters have painted themselves into a corner, either by bad writing or the confines of history. The show needs to take some Breaking Bad risks, and not just for the finales.

Oh no, so now Maury lost his stronghold of freaking people out with snakes or dogs or balloons.

Also, "WE ARE THE WALRUS." And something about whiskers.

The groaningly bad capper to the intro statement in our first issue - "And that's the tooth!" But our Simpsons-obsessed writer who now writes for Something Awful validated it for those who got the reference. Also, "A NEWS SOURCE YOU CAN TUSK."

Her hair was just getting really witch-like, though she used her powers for good and not evil.