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Jim Traficant
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I worked for an alt-weekly called The Walrus, so we went through every conceivable walrus pun. I can't wait to see what Kevin Smith comes up with.

This show was far superior to Hoarding: Buried Alive, because nobody wants to hear about their sad "losing Bobo so must keep every scrap of paper I ever had" story, we just want MUMMIFIED CORPSESĀ 

Now I will never know if Dr Robin Zazio finally became a sexy witch.

Martin Atkins posted this Buzzfeed list on Facebook today, in particular the John Lydon butter commercial. I guess he thinks his ex-PIL bandmate sold out:

Courtney Love was in an episode of Quincy so anything is possible.

I just looked up Genesis P-Orridge because I heard a rumor he was on an episode of Fresh Prince. His top credit was Ballad of Genesis and Lady Jaye I believe but no Fresh Prince. Someone punked the Wiki it seems.

Bemused eyebrow-raising is indeed an art.

That's the burden of the straight man, his whole identity is other people. Michael is a great and needed character, but on his own (or in Phoenix) he's just lost.

Seinfeld?
Erf, someone beat me to it. I'll try again with Arrested Development. Michael was the real Bland.

"Hips Lips Tits Power" is a fine ditty. I too have knocked boots to Pigface's Greatest Hits, and had a memorable couch tryst to Skinny Puppy's Too Dark Park, though my go-to for having a potential bedmate come over is Ziggy Stardust on vinyl.

Those Germans must have Superman gushers. Maybe that's what Nietzsche was going on about.

That too would be entertaining :) I myself would love a GWAR halftime show but I was just playing devil's/Ohio native's advocate.

One that may actually be possible, marketable and enjoyable would be Foo Fighters. Enough hits for a medley, crosses genres and demographics, plus the camera loves Mr Nice.

Youngstown is indeed a weird, weird place. We still put Traficant on the ballot for shit and he's a convicted felon.

Jimbo's wife would go visit him in prison to do his hair. She was a hairdresser. Is that irony?

Jesse will no doubt still be under the DEAs watch after his money parade, so now he can say Mr White is the devil and have Brock and Jane as proof, which would probably help him somewhat.

His "Janet Reno is a lesbian" CSPAN speech was a moment of triumph. I would have no other for an avatar. I'm glad you got a glimpse of his enigmatic hair.

His bitch-talk to Skyler was definitely to keep her from taking any of the consequences. But was confessing about Jane to keep Jesse from any further DEA punishment, or to twist the knife?

Yeah, Hank and Jesse both wanted to take Walt down but he gives up $70 million for Hank but gives Jesse up on a silver platter? Jesse was like a son, but I guess if he dies he won't have to deal with Skyler.

If his rough treatment of Skyler on the phone is any sign, he's turning his accomplices into enemies. If this is out of anger or to keep them from taking the fall, who knows.