I'm rewatching DS9, currently up to season 5, and holy cats is it good.  Can't wait for Zack Handlen to resume reviews.

And your mother smelled of elderberries?

True, true.  I forgot about that one.

… how do they work?

But there are so many levels of shitty movie!  There are shitty movies that just waste your time.  Two hours gone, you could have finished your taxes.  There are shitty movies that almost work, but for one crushingly obvious flaw.  Sometimes there are shitty movies that even verge on "so bad they're good" territory.…

Why is it that Shamu is considered our first part-black cetacean, instead of our 44th part-white cetacean?

You know the thing about a goat?  He's got lifeless eyes.  Black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

Rumor has it, that was the director's cut of Flashdance.

Women Be Ghostin'

"And I get to tend the llamas!"
::gunshot::

The market exchange value of spoons, never terribly high, has plunged in recent weeks.

I don't even know anymore.

"While Tim Roth’s father struggles to get over his wife’s abandonment, Cillian Murphy’s teacher tries to win back the heart of Zana Marjanovic"

It takes a sea world of millions to hold us back.

Wonder if they got NWH to write the theme song …

9 hours, 58 minutes?  Sounds like it would chafe.

"We'll be hearing from that crazy wrestler, and I don't mean a postcard."

Still more plausible than The Happening.

I thought Game 7 wasn't nearly as funny as some of Lebron James's early work.

Incidentally, how is it that there hasn't yet been a killer's perspective-deconstructed slasher flick?  It seems like there would be some comedy gold there.