Spoiler alert:
It's full of stars.

It embiggens the get-through-to-you-itiveness.

The movie reviews are coming from inside the house!

"Tell me about the Spurlock again, George?"

@avclub-0f29370d9da664c1e143182f37301063:disqus You shouldn't eat so many hands if it makes you nauseous.

I didn't know that roast-snobery was a thing now.

Yeah, there's no way to say what would have happened, though it's fun to speculate!

It's against the law to not see a movie once you've fantasized about having sex with one of its stars.  Thanks Obama.

The 1968 election was extremely close.  Nixon beat Humphrey by 0.7% of the popular vote, and Humphrey was no charmer.  If RFK hadn't been shot in June, he almost certainly would have beat Nixon handily.

Don't forget to bomb Cambodia.

He looks more like (White House counsel) John Dean.

I saw a Nixon with a Chinese menu in his hand

It's an extra $200 if you want to rectify.

"You can imagine where it goes from here."
"He fixes the cable?"

Stale beer and sadness.

Does he work for crotchety old guy or evil brit guy?

Who played "Guy Coughing In My Seat To The Right"?

There are four lights!

"Doctor, Doctor, help me please, I know you'll understand
There's a time device inside me, I'm a self-destructing man!
There's a red under my bed
and a little green man in my head!"

"He for God only, she for God in him." 
-Paradise Lost, John Milton