Too set in her ways, she could not learn to walk without rhythm.

Also, totally anachronistic.  Everyone knows radioactive carnivorous worms weren't discovered until 1930.

@E.Buzz Miller: Don't go!  If it it helps, we could all belittle you constantly until you collapse in misery.  … Uh, you ignorant slut.

An iceberg denialist!

@Mike D'Angelo: Well that's just cheating.

Hey, remember when Color Me Badd guest starred on "Beverly Hills 90210"?  That was one nutty hospital.

Get off my lawn, time traveler!

"Why this is hell, nor am I out of it.  Ain't it cool?"

Electricity is proud and vain, not plain.

Semi-seriously, I was out in Lancaster, PA a few years back, and they had all kinds of shit set up commemorating Witness.  Like, tours to see the locations where they filmed, etc.  It's a pretty good movie, but come on!  I guess nothing else of note has really happened in Lancaster in the past two decades.  It just…

They say in unison:

I think we can all agree: Harrison Ford is worse than Adolph Eichmann.

Yo mama's so old, she goes on carbon dates.

Watching porn movies in public with a bunch of dudes on a Friday night?  Thank god for the internet.

It's still not corrected as of August 2013 …

Now say scuba.  It sounds weird.  Scuba.  Scuuu-ba.

They do things differently Down Under.

K-20: The Widow(er)maker(er)

The message of District 9 seems to be that humans and space-shrimp aren't that different when you get deep down.  Nigerians, though, are portrayed as crazed, voodoo-loving monsters, who should be blown up by alien mecha.

You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.