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    "Remember when I said I'd veto your bill last?  I LIED."

    That's for sure.  For example, from Wikipedia:

    Freddy Mercury is my favorite Tanzanian musician!

    Ooh, no, can't agree on that one.  But it is weird how SK's musical tastes apparently froze in the year 1980.

    Still waiting for the people of Metropolis to stop using hateful slurs like "Bizzaro World".  The polite term is "Htrae", thankyouverymuch.

    Deux morts, une tasse

    I didn't love Hiroshima Mon Amour.  I know it's supposed to be a classic and all, but it just left me cold.

    I'm no biologist, but that might lead to the extinction of the human race.

    For a second I thought you meant Groo the Wanderer.  Then I remembered what movie we're talking about.  Thanks for raising my hopes, then crushing them, @SeasTooFarToReach:disqus .

    FINISH THE STORY!

    You know, it takes ten adult Jews to form a minion.

    We all do, McGimmick.  We all do.

    Ok, now I kinda want to get a pink shotgun with little princesses on it.

    I suspect that having a lot of the former will make it much easier to acquire the latter.

    Choking hands don't kill people.  People with choking hands kill people.

    Hey, sledgehammers are heavy!  I'd be too tired at the end of the day to express my Sledgehammer-Ammendment rights.

    "Vietnam was more about tactical cunning though, wasn't it?"

    As was written in the Book of Reve-gay-tion.

    "The grapes done changed."
    "The grapes the same.  Just got more wrathy."

    Half the film will take place in the United Farm Workers meeting hall.