Dead and Deader

NOW That's What I Call A Cry For Help

This is why we can't have nice things.

If you are ingesting heroin, you are wasting your money.  Most of the effect is diluted if absorbed through the digestive track.  Please consider at least smoking it, for crying out loud.

Thanks for posting this.  The last line is the best:

Ah, I just wrote the same thing before I saw your post.  YES.  You are so right.  This is clearly a Witching Hour rip-off.  Why, oh why, would anyone think that was a good premise for a ST:TNG episode?  It's insane.  It's not just a good idea that failed in the execution, and it's not a cool genre-crosser that pushes…

I know that this feature has been over for awhile now, but I just watched this episode for the first time and had to see what AV Club was saying about it.

"How I Bombed Your Mother"

Rising daintily from her grave.

You can't beat Judd Apatow for pissing all over the audience, so don't even try.

Yeah, but he's only in it for, like, 15 minutes.  I totally forgot about him until it was mentioned in this thread.

Nice work if you can get it!  Dude is living the dream.

Don't be Miss Lead, the teen pageant title winner in Iowa County, Wisconsin.  She's a real so-and-so.

@avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus , I would like to buy your tiger-repelling iPhone.

There was that one Jack Chick tract …

Do they pry his gun from his cold, dead hands?

"Well done," said the Kangxi Emperor.  "CW, you are truly the bravest of my warriors and finest of my generals."

Huh.  According to the link, you make one by mixing milk and reclaimed metal.  That's some crazy twisted dream logic going on in Team Fortress!

I assume there's a lot of flipflop- & Croc's-related foot injuries involved?

Apocryphal Weapons, The Movie