Ah, the old "severed-head-in-the-lap" trick.  Wasn't that in "Diner"?

I think you have to fight now.

It sounds scarier if you imagine it in the voice of Michael Shannon.

I think it's time to do our exercises - the ones that help to keep the line between fantasy and reality a little less blurry.

It's a metaphor for the human condition.  We are all trapped in our own private Louisiana swamps, stalked by the homicidal madmen of our desires.

I found it hard to parse your story.  If only you could have sung it, perhaps on a stage, then maybe it would be more relatable.

Aren't we all, on some level, wack?  Let he who is without wackness cast the first stone.

What is this "coca-cola" of which you speak, and where could I acquire some?

Hey, remember that time they totally killed off Harry Kim?  Luckily, they had a spare.

Admiral Dowd-bar

So wrong, yet so right.

Type it three times, and legends say he will materialize before you.  So, you  know, don't.

They are what Soylent Perry is made out of.

I really hope someone got fired for that blunder!

Oh … now I get it.

The Not-So-Great-Now-Are-Ya? Gatsby

Nick Carroway was actually a clone, sent by aliens to harvest the Earth's resources.

All movies were improved by Postlethwaite.  I just recently rewatched The Serpent's Kiss, and he's awesome.  RIP.

The Rapidly De-grading Gatsby

Hamlet's father was dead the whole time!