I'm working on it.

Shut the fuck up, Lobsters.

Stop being so fucking wishy washy. It IS completely terrible, and it's ok to admit it.

This cover sucks, and there can never be too many jokes about Leonard Pierce.

OK then.

I can't give Straw Dogs a pass. Yes, it is well acted and beautifully shot, and the final third of the film had some of Peckinpah's best orchestrated violence (the dude blowing his own feet off, the bear trap, etc)…but the rape scene was too much. It played like a really ugly and misogynistic rape fantasy, and I'm…

Mom!
Grandma pissed on the floor again!

…and when the police chase Mull down the freeway, Fred Willard will be driving the getaway SUV.

She fell.

Shut the fuck up, adventuresicle.

Flat out?

Why not Vic Morrow?

Not only did he co-write it, but he actually even directed a couple of scenes after Allan Arkush collapsed from exhaustion.

Sayles also wrote Alligator…which sucked…but I thought I'd bring it up anyway.

I hate Jeremy Davies, but I hate most people that are creepy Norman Bates lookin' motherfuckers.

Jeff Goldblum was terrific as Freak #1 in Death Wish.

Yeah…his characters in Syriana, Good Night And Good Luck, Michael Clayton, and Burn After Reading were SO MUCH like his character in Out Of Sight.

Rorschach was not a would be pervert.

Drugs not hugs.

Viola Lee Blues.