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Mongo Of The Eternal High
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Hitting someone in the face is stupid, and you deserve your bloody knuckles.

Can I overtake you, Binky?

No…he did not prevent Norton from getting ass raped in the showers.

Fuck MC Fogerty.

If you haven't obviously done roids, it's because you're a pussy.

I've got your funky fanfare right here, lady.

Back to work, Warren.

The Outlaws demand you play some Skynyrd.

Don't touch me, man!

Don't slam the fucking door!

The public demands it!
More scenes of beating and fucking psychedelic pterodactyls into submission!

And some old lady crying hysterically while her son shakes his fist at the camera and screams "Death to Prince! Death to the Great Satan!"

G.G. Allin vs. the world.

I don't think anyone around here could take on Kenny G.

I knew it.

I suppose this one is supposed to be about how bad things were in the 90's, whereas Wall Street 2 is supposed to be about how bad things are presently.

She beat a Russian mobster to death and…

Gary Glitter

Total Recall was the best non-Terminator Ahnuld movie.

Also…Barfly.