Nothing in your education or experience can have prepared yourself for this film.

You see what happens, Robuttnik?

Ain't that a kick in the head.

I saw The Baby on late night UHF television when I was around 10 or 11.

This thread is about as smart as a jar full of testicles that isn't shatter proof.

Why don't we just wait here for a little while… see what happens…

Little Children in 3-D…Jude in 3-D…Holy Smoke in 3-D…The Reader in 3-D…

Ha.

I've got your hot dog right here, lady.

I'll apologize…but you will blow me first.

I will stop staring at you…but you will blow me first.

You will have cheese…but you will blow me first.

I will gut you like a fish…but you will blow me first.

You WILL buy Adam Brody as a cop…but you will blow me first.

I'm not seeing this.
The idea of watching Alison Brie get cut up is just too much for me.

Ok Magnusbarfod, I'll shut up just for you…

Honkies have no rhythm.

Apocalypto was awesome.

It's not our fault nobody likes you, Teadoust.

I'm not crazy about Teadoust, but I hope he finds the hag of his dreams.