I had this idea for a sitcom where the first episode ends with Bea Arthur masturbating.

Despite the fact that covering The Dark Side Of The Moon was a bad idea…
…The Flaming Lips are still one of the greatest bands of all time.

I like Powers Boothe too…except that wasn't his voice in Joy Ride.

I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!

She also got naked in Rob Zombie's Halloween.

I was a fan of Sophia Coppola until I read that post.

A History Of Violence and Eastern Promises were NOT slick blockbusters.

An even worse mental image.
Every time I hear Still Of The Night, I can't help of think of the extended section in the middle…where it sounds like he's rubbing one out and alternately groaning, shrieking, and muttering to himself.

Careful with that axe, Yoda.

Come in MF 51, you're time is up.

The Frank Darabont draft of The Human Centipede was much better than the movie.

I thought the sex scenes in The War Zone were really hot.

Sure I do.

I would nail Kathy Bates, but then I like to rub one out during her nude scene in About Schmidt.

I was the one who brought up Dean Corll, and I definitely did not mention anything about "camp."

I saw Flesh + Blood.

As a resident of Central Florida, I can safely concur with Rawhide.

What did you expect?

Mongo live from Orlando.

There are much worse places in Florida than Tarpon Springs…like Bithlo…or Deltona…or Deland….