Unfortunately, I'm still in Florida…but I'm well armed.

Well, first of all, I take pride in not having a wife and kids. The majority of my friends in that situation are miserable, plus I'm self aware enough to know that I would make a shitty husband and probably a worse father due to my own fucked up upbringing. So if anything, I feel like I'm doing the right thing here.

This time, it should get even more meta…like there would be scenes of Russell totally losing it on one of the cast members…and at the end, George Clooney shows up and beats Russell's ass…or maybe Russell beats Clooney's ass…it doesn't really matter…what matters is it would be like a tribute to that Norman Mailer movie…

Today's worst person in the world.
I think O'Neal won it today.

I didn't think Mouth Of Madness was that good either.

Definitely one of John Carpenter's worst.

If Holy Hand Grenade fucks a stranger in the ass, I'll find a stranger in the Alps.

I don't care.

Only if they're fat.

The Superman movie they should make.
Superman vs. Mitzelplik.

I stopped reading after the first sentence.

It looks like Dreamscape, although Leonardo DiCaprio is a better actor than Dennis Quaid.

If Turd Salad strangles this here giraffe, I'll stab the fetus with needles.

You'll never hear me say anything bad about Rush.

They're not really called dittoheads.

I prefer this one.

Binky FTW.

Who gives a fuck what Welldoneson and Bitch Hunter thinks?

In fairness, who gives a fuck if Limbaugh likes Hannity or not?

Well…there's an explanation for that.