Are you Michael Caine?

I'm not sure how "Hollywood is run by Jews" is an insult. There is a large percentage of Jewish people in Hollywood going all the way back to the 1920s when they came to Hollywood with their Vaudeville backgrounds to avoid Thomas Edison's attempts to hold onto his motion picture machine patent rights. If they…

I could be the Doctor's companion, but there's not enough nudity in the role for me.

It's a medical fact that when you get older you need fewer fingers.

Margaret Cho?

You can get some perfectly good minor daughters at Target.

A lot of those Tennessee hurricane mills had to shut down because the Chinese started manufacturing hurricanes that were bigger and more destructive but were still cheaper even with the shipping costs.

That's plain loco.

She seems pretty old and not in good health.

She turns out to be The Blue Morpho in disguise.

I suppose it depends on what you think is equal.

It was bad at the time.

Birth certificate?

Women always win.

I thought he uses a pencil stuck in his nose to type.

Culkin or GTFO

Burying corpses really builds up your lats.

Isn't he the guy with the toilet and the slutty wife?

Future Academy Award® Winner Zac Efron.

At least somebody will see it.