Also it really increases your chances of getting laid.

Stand-up comedy is known to cause spousal illnesses and death.

That's The Splurge.

Batman without Batman?

Morning Joe Young?

It still plays pretty constantly on cable.

I got in big trouble the last time I did that.

Nobody is likely to sexually harass her anytime soon.

Which King Arthur?

The sword!

Or just go all out and do Le Morte d'Arthur.

She's a ray of sunshine!

It's good that people want to be positive and enthusiastic about things, but they need to know which things.

Is the stone also metaphorical?

King Arthur vs. King Kong

Arrows don't seem very efficient.

What does the Morning Zoo have to say?

This is crazy. Who ever heard of a rock band sexually assaulting anyone?

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