Oops. I accidentally clicked on the political part of this site, when all I wanted was a quick movie review.

He was actually pretty good in that vampire movie with that Baldwin brother.

Is your doctor's last name really "Demento?"

I'm just gonna blame all you guys.

It's pronounced "Dodge."

I liked DOJ's first album.

Never!

That part of the country still has fairly strong accents that are a mash-up of accents from Texas, Oklahoma, and even Louisiana.

Just like:

I didn't go blind from swirling myself, so why should I trust them about this?

And the Pope.

I gave my boyfriend a hickey that color once.

Rocks?

They used to squirt into their own mouths. Icky.

Sounds like a good time to sacrifice some animals or virgins or whatever you got too much of.

Kevin Bacon.

Bonobo told me to fling my poop.

Does the sun even shine in China? I have heard to the contrary.

Just poke a hole in a piece of cardboard and show the image on another piece of white cardboard, then record your observations on a cardboard computer.

Blackened sun tea is very New Orleans.