At least no women are involved in this sordid mess, I gather. That's something different.

A more appropriate response might be, "No way, Jose."

Like a true AV Club commenter.

TL;DR

Yes, but making it so easy to get decreases its value to practically nothing.

The mainstream has become so quirky that he barely stands out anymore.

"Why is Osama bin Laden so hard to find?"

It worked!

The show is a little harsh in HD. It's good to have clear audio to hear the jokes, but considering most of the movies are cheap, low-res film junk, the video was never the most vital aspect of the show.

They intend to expand on progressively procrastinating the orthogonal data.

The viewers will see through it.

That's right. I killed your MASTER!

Edward Scissorhands 2: Pinking Shears

My Super Ex-Girlfriend 2: Dumped

Hey, remember when Demetri Martin was the next big thing?

Gods, eh.

This show is shot like it's in 3-D, but you're only seeing one of the "Ds"

Should have taken the Lipitor.

She's just an ex-con trying to stay clean and get her kids back.

Now they are asking you to circulate video files.