She likes to be naked. Just like me.

What happened to that other guy? Who is this jabroni?

The debate about the best pastrami should really be between two thick-headed morons who have heavy, urban accents of some kind.

Anytime you're dealing with any kind of props, things rarely go right.

She and Natalie Portman should fight it out.

Pinnochio is used to describe a puppet.

Remember when weed was illegal?

Watch much daytime TV?

Kidman probably never eats like a real person, but is sustained purely by Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop products.

Disagree.

Didn't he used to go by "Wally?" Wally! Wall-EEEEE!!

You could visit the Greek island of Mykonos. It's got cats running all over the place.

He's like a cowboy without a hat.

Not enough for me, that's for sure.

Scott Baio did something, I'm not sure what. He was on some kind of reality show I think.

Once upon a pair of wheels.

*Joneses look back over their shoulders, shrug*

It takes a good three hours to muster decent sympathy, but you can always just buy it out of the can.

The suffering of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ?

It's not as easy to tell with men. How much money did he make from being on The Bachelor?