People are so much saner these days.

The CBD doesn't work nearly as well without the THC to activate it.

So, good for kids, then?

The way things are going in the MJ world, it's rapidly becoming something that old people do for their arthritis and boners, and the coolness level is dropping fast.

Clowns are the new zombies.

He is more popular than her, so sure, she's guilty.

Looks like many overdoses waiting to happen.

Pulitzer, Pushitzer… same thing!

Just as long as it just copies and pastes Yahoo! News.

Gone are the days when two-fisted reporters would chug some red-eye stashed in their desk out of an old pencil holder, prop both feet up on their desk, drop the rim or their fedora over their eyes and grab 40 winks before heading out to find (create) some sensational stories.

Prequel!

When a man named Al Capone
Tried to make that town his own

I'm really only interested in cute kitten videos.

FAKE ERSTAZ

They had good solid acts and personas honed by decades of performing.

Well, since there are only five newspapers left in the country, their odds were bound to improve.

My dreams are all dead and buried
Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode
And when God comes to take me to his kingdom
I'll take all you sons of bitches when I go

Too bad.

And ghosts of baseball players.

No idea. She was the emotional core of the show.