SAHH-LUTE!

It's a soap opera. Just because a character "dies" doesn't mean they can't come back as an evil twin or faked their death or whatever. Death is hardly an obstacle.

Like how much larger? Twenty-five percent?

Get Robert Altman on the phone.

They were hicks all along!

Ceiling mirror.

Here's what you need for a hero:
Good-looking
Smart
Skilled
Sense of humor
Unjustly injured
Big hands
Good credit score

Then get some new glasses!

They have to get up very early.

Often a lady will make a sad or pained face when in the throes of passion.

It's hollow. That's where all the Bigfoots live.

Spiders hissing and clicking in Jumanji.

I made a didgeridoo out of some PVC pipe a while back. I would get pretty dizzy trying to do that "circular breathing" thing, and could see where it could be used to produce a spiritual effect.

"GROWL… Y'ALL!"

I think watching it will be punishment enough.

When anyone asks me if the carpet matches the drapes, my response is, "Do I look bald?"

Get a haircut!

Todd is Godd.

Not enough slashing?

See why this weird Hurley has the barbershop industry worried!