Yes, it's a slow killer, but what in life isn't?

I saw the original ending for The Sopranos, and the part where Tony falls into a volcano in Jersey seemed a little far-fetched.

This sounds like it could be fun or something, I suppose.

"I'm a two-pack-a day man, smoke like a fiend
Like a burned-out Baron in a bad machine
Can't breathe in the morning til I get myself a cigarette lit
I'm be da-a-ad blamed anything a man cain't quit"

You need the Professor to devise a bomb made out of coconuts, sulfur and magnesium to blow up the volcano and "put it out" because that's how volcanoes work.

As if there is ever an absence of hate commenting.

To be fair, many TV shows are total poop.

Expect the Unexpected!

Wasn't his mother a dance instructor or something? (I mean, she was probably something.)

Bill Thwip is pretty suited for it.

I have a friend who is an Italian girl who grew up in Jersey, and she once said that it would be very difficult to explain the appeal of Dirty Dancing unless you grew up as a kind of scrawny ethnic girl with frizzy hair and a relatively large nose who could never even think of catching the eye of a hot guy.

Those Sunni Muslims grumble, "no fight"
But if they start a rumble, we'll rumble them right

It's fan fiction.

Someone in another thread guessed that she found herself with an unwanted pregnancy and had to face reality.

The pay around here is lousy.

She could temp.

I don't know how much babies are selling for these days, but you can probably find out on the Internet.

Guilty!

Just somebody white. Come on!

Bored of the Jungle