Sounds compassionate.

Cat fight!

I've been suspended with pay before. It's awesome, but sadly transitory.

So they should rehire her!

Tennis, anyone? Har har.

Scott Baio

The Case of Christ's Merlot

It's interesting that this brand of Christianity doesn't exactly match up with most of the known sects. Mostly it seems like they're just winging it.

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

If Socrates didn't exist (and there's some indication that he was a composite of a number of different people), that still doesn't help the case for Jesus's existence.

Preaching to the choir.

I kind of like the "be excellent to one another" thing.

feat. Jay-Z.

I suppose of you honestly believe that you know "The Truth," then everybody who doesn't believe what you believe is either ignorant or evil, but in any event an inherently lesser person than you are. And if you tell those people that, you're going to make some enemies.

It lacks some of that pure "holier-than-thou you poor ignorant wretch" tone that they like to toss in for fun.

"I said I was A god, not THE God."

Father John Misty likes it.

The Playboy Who Went Up a Mountain and Came Down a Playman

Temporarily Closed for Repairs

Remember when Jack Black was super popular?