There's nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't play lacrosse!

Oh, don't be such a negative Nellie!

They're really giving it to that Trump guy.

Depends on the circumstances. But please see above.

Maybe. Brando wasn't nearly as aggressive. And Brando may have been a lot smarter.

Yes, but there's definitely a limit. You can't do it too much or people will label you as psychologically unwell.

That might be more entertaining.

Agreed. They have eyes on either side of their head, and if you walk up to them the wrong way, they'll flip out and want to either run or kill you or both if they have a chance.

How are these animals able to talk?

People make fun of other people who simply express themselves more than others. In most of the world, people yell at each other all the time. They yell, they weep, they laugh and dance.

And his bad facial hair!

Shotz were fired?

It can be bo… no, wait… it can't be both.

It can allow you to purchase goods and services, including psychological counseling. Some people don't have that option.

It's too bad he doesn't have enough money to get the psychological help he needs.

Somebody left his brain out in the sun and he lost the ability to end plurals with an "s."

That whole attempt at calling them "'Federate Fries" really went nowhere.

It's when you're really faluting above average height.

In that case, he looks FANTASTIC!

He's available?