Exactly.

He's cute. I would go out with him.

He doesn't look well.

It's only real, though, if you keep with it. Once you quit and go back to your normal life, it doesn't follow you around. You're just dead to that forum.

Also, it wasn't going to get clogged up with a lot of nonsense, because how dumb could a person be given such limited space within which to work?

Someday somebody will do a history of AV Club.

I'm seeing double! Four Jay-Z articles!

It's a tie!

I know if I go things would be a lot better for her.

He probably means a mouth kiss.

Does he have a TV show, or is he another Marvel superhero I've never heard of.

Give them a Pepsi, and let them lead the way…

So is he "for" or "against" Donald Trump?

The 70s was when "he got older."

Hundo Pepsi!

So lit.

If people would just be nice to each other, all the world's problems would go away.

Kids love politics!

Tom Poston died a while back.

Those are his other, secret children.