I liked her hair.

Pockey huck!

I didn't like how when he got older he started adding in all kinds of "disclaimers" after his jokes. It didn't seem right.

Easy target.

Angry old white dudes rule.

It's very hard to find a lawyer sometimes.

The tone is all over the place.

Hockey puck.

Just a nominee, huh? Well, better luck next time!

Hockey puck!

And a partridge in a pear tree.

He doesn't seem like a nice person, but I don't know him in real life.

I have a friend who actually gets shows from an antenna.

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I'm not in college, so I like to sleep at night.

Who?

Even the MP3 smells like patchouli.

Except for Kevin Garvey, who will be the only human being left on Earth forever.

And Maximum Overdrive, the second-best Emilio Estevez movie!

He's walking around the Pet Sematary.