It's the Journey, not the destiny, that matters

I ate a pony named Wildfire

In my town that will get your lawnmower stolen

I recall reading that Elvis had the same problem - he couldn't get it on with Priscilla after she became a mother.

Since no one has mentioned it yet, I'll be the first: given the opportunity, I would bang Ms. Rivers lilke a cheap gong.  Repeatedly and with Dervish-like abandon.

I wants me foty-eleven dollars and a bottle o' wine. An' dat shiny thang on yo' keychain.  Gimme dat.

I wants me foty-eleven dollars and a bottle o' wine. An' dat shiny thang on yo' keychain.  Gimme dat.

Yeah, he was forced to pick a new name, so he chose to name himself after Jim Bowie, the inventor of the Bowie knife, who died at that Alamo.

Mary Slaney was not an Olympic gold medalist.  She was a contender in the 1984 Olympics, but was tripped in the final and did not finish the race.  As if anyone cares.

Einstein stumbled upon the relationship between time and space when he showed up two miles late for a meeting.

I took a couple of folklore classes his sister Beth Lomax Hawes, taught.  There was a very strong family resemblence which means - as a woman - she was, well. . . uglier.

Incest is not funny.  Unless it involves circus clowns.

Rio Grande river.

I don't understand
Man, if the movie is anywhere as vague and confusing as this review, I'll save myself from snoozing through it. And what the hell does, "Dreamers, after all, have more shape than their dreams" mean? I've been to college. I'm smart. I still don't get it.

Ramone - you just made me cum in my pants. . . no, wait - I WENT in my pants!

Yeah, she stole my heart when she was twelve. (Can I get arrested for saying that? I didn't do nothin'. . . really. Nothin' at all.)

The '"plastics" quote is one of the most misunderstood in movie history. At the time The Graduate was made, Diners Club was about the only credit card in wide use. Mr. Robinson was suggesting to young Ben that the next big thing was going to be credit cards (plastic,) and he was right. What adult today doesn't have…

By "remote, removed", I think Sir Richard was admitting that it was he who removed the remote. Although, he does not give specifics from whence he removed it.

So, what is Carlos Estevez, anyway?
I mean, he's so. . . WHITE! Is he a Spic? A Beaner? Wetback? We know he's pocho, but what is he? Anybody got DNA on him?

That little stub over there in the ash tray is a jay roach.