I was in a fight wit Jane's son
So true! My close brush with celebrity came in 1962, at Van Nuys Jr. High. He was a first-class jerk (maybe because Mom was Jane Russel and Dad was a football star and coach of the L.A. Rams.) I was an idiot for getting in a fight with the most popular kid in my class, and I might…

Rape is NOT funny. Unless it's happening to a clown.

We all learned the words the first time this thing came out, yet I have no idea what that crazy Screaming Jay Hawkins imitation guy is saying. I do know that he's scaring the children.

Wow! He started out as a carpenter, then built a following, ran into some controversy, is constantly probed about his "work" - is Harrison really Jesus, or just what? Will he get crucified next? Stay tuned.

He was saying they were foreskin divers (you know, THAT sort.) And the piles? Well, they were, you know, THOSE kind.

I've said it before: they should have called him Brad Blake. THEN see how it plays in Japan.