Waltz #2 is amazing.  If I know that, why the hell haven't I just picked up the album?  What the hell is wrong with me?

 This is still the only Elliot Smith album I have, which is bizarre, since I've listened to it so often, I've ground it down to powder.  Where to next?

Naw, man.  This was a really good show.  It's a testament to the show's quality that I was still watching after that first thirty seconds.

Really? Have you ever used toilet paper?  Or eaten ice cream?  How about furniture polish?  Because -you guessed it- they all have Randy Newman in them!
   Here, watch this short film, 'Everything old is Newman, again!' and you may be surprised just what your life may look like if you really don't have any interest in R…

Just as long as none of this comes at the expense of  them continuing to dump indiscriminate mounds of sequels and threequels to little-loved properties into the queue.

Nuts and gum, together at last.

Is this when you see a grizzled police veteran walking through the long corridors of a prison to offer a reluctant Count Grishnackh the opportunity for parole if he brings in this criminal?

Appropriate for the boob tube.

I watch all my movies through other people's Venetian blinds, so they don't bother me one bit.

House Netflix

This song's existence is justified solely due to it's inclusion on Weird Al's Polkarama!

Since 4NonBlondes has already been done, I'm going to have to go with "My Sharona".   How can an opening guitar riff be wearing a backwards baseball cap?  I don't know, but that one is.

Well… not just.

I say just put the rest of the series in synopsis across Alcide's pectorals.  He's got the space, the type won't even have to be that small and it's likely a better use of everyone's time.

That picture makes my MouseRat feel funny.

"Today, we are cancelling the A-poop-ocalypse!"

Will Netflix position it's slender beak to drink the sweet nectar of Arrested Development's fragrant petals?

Yeah, I don't want to make her situation an allegory to Western colonialism or anything, but I can imagine how easy it would be for anyone to go into a one night stand like this and imagine they are offering a beneficence by hooking up with a local.  To then discover out that the local in question isn't going to start…

This is the creepiest bearded book I've ever seen.

That's because the noise is muffled underneath all that material.