But he always smelt pleasantly of fresh-baked cookies.

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"How dare youuuu…!"

VanDerWife?

You're right about that.  A little blonde Jedi kid named Ben Skywalker is really perfect.
   I'm not a monster.  Just a snob.

I misread the headline and freaked out that it said R.I.P. Duck Dodgers.

"I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet."

Turns out leading a rebellion was the only thing that kept them young.

My nerd malice is such that I hope the movies scrap anything related to the existing EU.  Because most of the EU stuff is dross and I am petty enough to be pleased by the fans who would be upset by its neglect.

I can't answer right now, I'm too busy enjoying this disgusting space-egg.

I've got to talk to a man about a horse, and then go take a dump.

No, they're casting John Slattery as the boy.

"The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!"

-Gillian Anderson enters kitchen-
   
   "Hannibal Lecter!  It is nine o'clock at night and here you are, eating that man's face!  You know snacking this late keeps you awake at night!"

And of course now it's obvious that even his costume was designed to look like a hockey puck.  Minus the giant orange 'P', that is.

Only if I get to be the front half.

I read somewhere this project is headed by Greg Garcia.

My apologies.  My excitement over mustachioed Canadians impairs my reading comprehension.

 See, I kind of like the conceit of containing a great evil actually taking a physical toll on the bearer.  And of course as a kid I thought it was awesome, because demons, that's why.
   But yeah, it'd be nice to have a superhero who's actually a little person, not the comic equivalent of Gary Oldman playing one for…

I read some speculation that he would play Puck from Alpha Flight, which honestly would be pretty fucking cool.
   Being such a dingus as a kid, I always assumed he was named Puck after Midsummer's Night Dream.  It wasn't until maybe ten years ago it was pointed out to me that Canada, therefore Hockey.  Idiot.