Smig!  Ball!

And even then, he still couldn't find the clitoris.

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Sparkly Sport coat and his Lutheran Picnic Attire Players.

It doesn't sound super-great or anything on my Beats by Dre, but everyone gets to see I have a pair of Beats by Dre!

As others are saying, this is a pretty common occurrence when coming out.  While I don't think it'll ever cease entirely, I feel it will diminish as being gay grows more and more culturally accepted -and what it is to be gay becomes less closely affiliated with that one narrow stereotype.
   I had a friend who did the…

They were impervious to our Sherman tanks, Howitzers and B-52 strafes.  But the one attack they couldn't deflect was a well-timed zing.

Pyle-curious.

Slippery, as it turns out.  Depending on the amount of silicone shiner used.

Host this anywhere between Holton and 68th and you can pretend you're actually living the show.

…Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.

Join season two of Arrow for his greatest challenge yet!  A completely baggy and shapeless shirt that he can't remove no matter how hard he tries!  Will this be the end of half-naked upside-down push ups?  Tune into Arrow to find out!

"Sometimes… dead is better."

Writing such a raw song as a rebuttal to a Wilson Phillip's song is a pretty brilliant conceit in the first place.  That, combined with being eminently listenable makes it extra great.

Never date a Golem.

"Trees break the sidewalk, and the sidewalk skins my knees" is poetic cause and effect.

When I charge families twelve bucks a head to read my stupid comments your point will stand.

I will not watch it with my kid,
I will not watch it, I'd be sad I did.

I don't know how much that description narrows down the choices in Miami.

I don't know how much that description narrows down the choices in Miami.