They'll have no problem staying under for wardrobe budget on this due to the total lack of shirts worn.
   Also, I hope they cast a strip of Buffalo Bill's Teriyaki beef jerky for Iggy Pop.

It's his Goblin King face.

Become incredibly jealous because I'm Mick Jagger.

Become incredibly jealous because I'm Mick Jagger.

Chan Tatum fans baitin'.

Just get me Amazing Christopher -the guy who does the Jackson Five marionettes- and five Justice League costumes and I can can get this project out the door in under two weeks for four hundred dollars.  It will save everyone a lot of heartache.

Gosh, @Lucifers_Peaches:disqus    I didn't know you took the non-existent conceptualization of a Rock stars' pretend foray into interior design so seriously.

Sorry, buddy.  Two outta three.  I am home.

Just saying a Freddy Mercury-designed Chandelier would be massive, gaudy and have propensity for oral sex.
   There's gay and there's Freddy Mercury.  Even his mustache wrote an opera.

Man, you know if Freddy Mercury survived long enough to diverge into home decor, it would be some crazy, awesome rococo shit.
   That chandelier would hang to the floor, then down the hall.
   Probably all the way out the door and along the side of the house where it would be liberally administering blow jobs.

All the fixtures are stamped with "Made in the Streets".  But they're really manufactured in a suburb of Dallas.

Not at all.  Normally, Thursdays are my day off!

I've already started drinking and don't plan on stopping until well after the closing credits.

Just more of you to cook meth in!

Eaten.

She claimed to have modeled her character in the movie after her mother, which amazes and frightens me.

I have an incredible soft spot for this movie and I don't really know why.  It might be because my now-wife and I watched it together on the flight for the trip we took to Amsterdam together, on account of being able to get tickets for $200 dollars, being that it was in March following 9/11 and we were flying Air…

That's fair.  My writing has been pretty shitty these last couple of days.  All I'm saying is that liberals -specifically the pop-cultural savvy liberals that make up the majority of this comment section- are more offended by humor they believe is told poorly than humor told at their expense.
   The intensely…

Good.  I look forward to following a show that has a season of two episodes released every three years.
   It'll make BBC runs seem absolutely robust in comparison.

I will second you on that.